the flying geeks

Well, we can all agree that my last post was rather rage-filled and um, well seriously rage-filled.
I should mention that everything has been smoothed over with a very simple, if anticlimactic, semi-gloss finish. Just pretty enough to cover up the ugliness underneath, but not so shiny as to appear more like a too-thick layer of […]

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Yesterday was my very best friend Tammy’s birthday. We were born in the same year so we’re both 32 now. We’ve been friends for twenty years (holy shit). Here are a few things we learned how to do together:

Disrupt class and shrug off the consequences.
Survive junior high without actually bringing guns or explosives to school.
Drive.
Get […]

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You’re on my list, baby.

Alright, you got that?
This is fun.

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I wrote my grocery list as a happy little space saving cloud (a la my del.icio.us bookmarks) on my dry erase board.
I felt cool, until I looked over and saw that I need to get toilet paper eggs and mayo wipes. What the fuck are these?
I think I’m trying a little too hard to be […]

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The plot thickens. Ahem.
No wonder he’s been so excited about work, lately. He’s selling Electric Flex-Shaft Vibrators. Wow. That’s, um, well I’m impressed. I can’t help it.
These particular vibrators are sold for the specific use of easing wet concrete into a nice, smooth, cooperative, bubble-free mass. Uh huh, sounds about right.
Oh, and these suckers are […]

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An Inconvient Truth

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