the flying geeks

I’m going to start a nice little fiction serial here. Evidently I won’t write fiction unless I’m required to. So stay tuned for my budding camp-fest. And remember to lower your expectations.

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The Family Laptop decided to take an unexpected flying leap off the kitchen counter because, you know, ordinary every-day random freezing and malfunctioning is so not the mind blowing thrill it used to be. So, for the past few weeks it has been in and out of the computer infirmary while they try to ascertain […]

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Well, things haven’t gone this well for my party since I popped my voting cherry back in ‘92, just five months after turning eighteen. Bill Clinton won his first term against Georgie Porgie Senior and here we defeated measure nine which would have put a serious WWE style choke hold on the basic human […]

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Don’t flake out on voting today.
A Polling Place Locator
Oh, and this is a cool place to spy on your neighbor’s (or anyone’s) political spending habits. Mua-ha-ha-ha.

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You too can experience Five Star Hotel Living:
From the corporate politicos who brought you Institutionalized Hate, the Fascist-Cum-Colonialist Renaissance, and the ever popular Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing Child Predator Program, comes your gateway to the American Dream.
All it takes is embracing the Republican Lifestyle* and you will retake your throne as the King of your […]

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I got to watch Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire for the first time since going to see it in the theater with about seven hundred family members last November. In the theater, it was a little hard to pay attention, what with the incessant pop corn passing and Uncle Jimmy’s streaming commentary. Uncle […]

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