the flying geeks

You too can experience Five Star Hotel Living:

From the corporate politicos who brought you Institutionalized Hate, the Fascist-Cum-Colonialist Renaissance, and the ever popular Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing Child Predator Program, comes your gateway to the American Dream.

All it takes is embracing the Republican Lifestyle* and you will retake your throne as the King of your Castle once again.

Just read this invigorating excerpt from The Republican Wife’s Rulebook:

Join the Republican Party now, and see what you’ve been missing, dumbass!

* Participants must also undergo a routine, painless, and consequence-free** Soul Excision procedure performed by a professionally trained Republican Psycho-Surgeon.

** Consequences are most certainly not experienced in this lifetime.