the flying geeks

… with serious potty mouth.
There’s this would-be comical, if it weren’t so indicative of my narcissistic sociopathy, cycle I go through every time I visit my own blog. My first thought is: “Jesus, Jeannie. Write something. You have loyal fans who are coming here and seeing nothing new and leaving disappointed. That’s mean. Plus, that’s […]

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It’s time, once again, for me to completely forgo those worthwhile, guilt-free and painfully enjoyable New Year’s Resolutions. No, I will not linger on this topic for even one self-deluded proclamation. Instead, I’m going to pay some respect to all the little things that got me through each day of 2006.
An Homage to the Ass […]

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“Are you my sweet baby?” Riley is successfully distracting me from my work.
“No, I Wotty!” Her stock response to any questions about her babyness.
“You’re my big Riley?”
“Yeah!”
“You’re my Big Super Duper Riley?”
“Yeah! I SSSSSSSUUpa Wotty!”
Then, much later:
“Hi, Riley,” I walk into the kitchen and she’s got Polly Pocket spread all over the counter.
“Mama? You do […]

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