the flying geeks

some awesome movie lines:

• Just look at me. I had no family and I’m a giant success.
• So that means that every single day that you see me? That’s on the worst day of my life.
• Sonny, True Love is the greatest thing, in the world - except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that. But that’s not what he said!
• The Dude abides.
• No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• Flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.
• Yes, this is all happening … right now.
• Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?
• You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
• You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
• My whole life is a darkroom. One … big … dark … room.
• Now a question of etiquette; as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
• They’re gonna come in here and they’re gonna come in here and they’re gonna kill us!